Today was so weird for me. It all started with Leadership. A really horny guy in my class and his friends started playing truth or dare. One of my friends joined in and suddenly we were all participating. One of my friends got slapped on the thigh three times and one of the guys shoved his hand in my pocket :P For one of the dares, the horny guy had to hug our math teacher for a minute. He tried but let go too soon and the teacher didn't let him get any closer. Then our Leadership teacher left and there was no adult around. So the guy went to hug another person as a dare and just as he lets go our teacher opens the door and starts using her man voice on him. I was laughing so hard that I couldn't breathe.
Then at like 6 or 7 pm my mom's husband Carey comes home. She calls me and tells me that he needs help getting something out of the trunk. I got up from the coach and started walking out the door. I made sure to grumble a lot so that my mom would know that I was annoyed. Then I saw that he was in a canary yellow 2004 CORVETTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He can demo cars from his work and he had gotten a Corvette just like he promised that he would. Then we went on the most thrilling ride of my life so far other than Ghost Rider. He said that he'd take me to school with it so those of you who come to my school and read this better come to the front and witness my moment of glory. Who's QUEEN OF THE WORLD now!! :P
When we came home I went straight to my phone and saw that I had a new voicemail. I thought it was gonna be my random Jacob fan friend but it turned out to be this asian person who kept shouting "One Question!" I showed it to my mom and we both started laughing. Then we watched some SciFi movie called The Fifth Element. It is so weird. But that concludes my day.
Wait. WE WON OUR SCHOOL SOCCER GAME!!!!!!!!!!! Great job soccer buddy :)
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soccer buddy i like it.
ReplyDeletekeep the voice mail!!!!
i want to listen to it